We've hijacked the computer.  We need your help.  We're speaking from the sidewalk of Bozeman, Montana.  We're G.D. hostages out here!  Please <bark> listen!!

They took us from our home, shoved us in a small moving home with wheels, then let us loose in the wild.

We had to train to get our strength up.  We have to be ready to fend off the coyotes threatening our lives in the Wyoming night.  It smells like cows.  Sometimes they leave just one of us behind!  We think it's some sort of mental training.  DisGUSTing.

All we do is train.  We climb up.  They hang from ropes.  We climb down.  We climb up.  Then down, up, down, up, down.  What is the PURpose?!

No matter what we do, how we beg, the tears we shed...they continue to kidnap us in this small moving home.  We even left a threat at their feet this morning.  They laughed.  They LAUGHED and simply disposed of the remains.  Heartless creatures...

We continue to train on our own.

We've changed our diet, to survive in the wilderness, to long greens, fresh dirt and identifiable leaves.

But we're tired.

We're confused and we're in dire need of your help.  We're trying to lay low, plot our next move.

We heard them talking about a Sawtooth or something.  An Idaho.  It might be our next home.  Please look it up.  Find us there.  HELP US!

Sincerely,

Maggie-f@#%ing-May
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     Luka Thunder